Pirate Translator

An English to Pirate Translator to score all the booty you could ever dream of findin' in the seven seas. If you land lubbers need help raisin' the masts on yer pirate tongue, take a wild-eyed gander (it may help to remove your eye patch at this time) at Davy Jones' best mates' Talk like a Pirate video. If yer lookin' to be the cap'n of your own Pirate Translator party, scrounge up pirate grub like chicken wings, meat pies and plenty of ale to whet the whistles of yer fellow mates. Take heed of tone deaf crew members and turn up yer favorite sea shanties to scare the noble sailors below deck in their skivvies. Avast, string together your shabby-shanked crew and give 'em names fit for rasin' the sacred skull and cross bones.